Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

What factors may contribute to intelligent individuals identifying as Republican rather than Democrat in the United States today?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

Why did we evolve to have so many nerve endings in our anuses?

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I know who the president of Turkey really is

US tycoon pours $100mn into Trump crypto project after SEC reprieve - Financial Times

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

Shelved Europa Lander mission concept could be used to explore Enceladus instead - Phys.org

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I don’t cotton to rapists

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Will norovirus surge early again this year? CDC urges tracking of new strain. - CBS News

I have a reading level above third grade

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

Live From: 125th U.S. Open Championship Final Qualifying - Metropolitan Golf Association

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I see through liars

Our brethren in Europe have fallen. Western civilization is doomed. Why have the leftists destroyed white culture?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I can read

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I understand how hurricane paths work

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

Strawberry Moon 2025: June’s full moon to light up the sky this month- know date, time, and the science b - Times of India

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

From the Desk of AD Laird Veatch: Mizzou Athletics Embarks on New Era With ‘Will to Win’ - University of Missouri Athletics

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I actually pay taxes

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I can count

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I don’t buy bullshit